Designed For A Friend:

Triple C Trucking was the last outfit I actually drove a long haul truck for, and when I hit burnout the Boss was nice enough to give me a little something to do around the office. That was some years ago, we're still friends, and I still help out around the office.

It's only two pages, but it makes the point, and more importantly, that's what the man wanted. He hasn't yet came right out and declared whether or not he likes the gorilla thing. I think he likes it, I can tell by the weary smile that spreads slowly across his face when somebody mentions it. The blinking traffic lights are animated GIFs, small footprint yet sizeable impact.

Oh yeah, "The Gnome". Well, he's just "The Gnome", the Bossman's brother, maintenance guy, camera shy, never would let me take his picture. He says he still likes me, but I don't believe him.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but html renders both pen and sword puny by comparison. Never trust your secrets to a web designer, no matter how inept.